Thursday, May 24, 2007

Letters From The Underground

Update from the garage. Slowly but surely things are getting done. I swear they really are!!! Pictured above are the guts of what will become Rat Tamango. A lean mean little street fighter machine!!! A Kenny Rollins Garage Goons built Evo will power it. Now I must admit that I'd love to put a Accurate Engineering 120" Outlaw Panhead in it but my bank account is warning me not to. Not to say this evo is a slouch, because it isn't. Ported heads with race parts and other Rollins tricks prove that good things can come in small packages. A bottle of Nos strapped on there should end all thought of this sled being slow. The frame is an Indian Larry Legacy single twisted down tube job. I also procured some parts from Bling a.k.a. Bill Dodge that are real kool. Though it is a rat bike the paint will be anything but. Expect a jaw dropping Custom Auto design paint job coming from the king of chemical skin Robert Pradke. Well that's it for now. Keep on keeping on!!! With regards, Sam.

Friday, February 9, 2007

Kenny's Shovel

Kenny's red shovel pictured above doing what it does best, motivating!!! This 93" S&S shovelhead is pure Rollins magic. This bike rides like nothing you've ever been on. The Red Glory Special will be pictured along with Sam's green ( Slime ) knucklehead in a soon to be released book which will be available at all Borders and Barnes & Noble book stores nationwide.

The bike features the Kenny's Rollins cat's-eye sissybar prototype, later refined on the Slime version. Also featured is an amazing paint job courtesy of Robert E Pradke of Custom Auto Design in Eastford Ct. Pictures do not do the bike or the paint justice!!! Hopefully one day soon you can see it in person and say hello to Kenny. He is very approachable, even for a Garage Goon.

Friday, December 29, 2006

The Flying Eyeball

The Flying Eyeball
No discussion of Von Dutch would be complete without touching on the subject of his famous Flying Eyeball logo. What's the story behind it?

According to Von Dutch, the flying eyeball originated with the Macedonian and Egyptian cultures about 5000 years ago. It was a symbol meaning "the eye in the sky knows all and sees all", or something like that. Dutch got a hold of this symbol and modified it into the flyin' eyeball we know of today. He always believed in reincarnation, and the eyeball, somehow, was tied to that. There have been numerous "incarnations" of this design over the years. It still remains an icon of the '50s and '60s street rod crowd. Now ya know!

Dutch lived life hard. His bad habits eventually caught up with him, and he developed a stomach abscess. He didn't like doctors, but towards the end, the pain got so bad, he finally saw a doctor. By then it was too late. Dutch died on the 19th. of September, 1992, leaving behind his two daughters, Lisa and Lorna.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Work In Progress

The Garage Goons are hard at work over the winter ( or at least Kenny ) on two new bikes. Not sure how this freak show will end up, but you can bet it's gonna be a monster. I was putting a 103" S&S shovel in, but that resides in the other bike. Most likely a big evo with a few surprises to to make it go REAL FAST!!! Hanging on could get interesting. Oh and ya might have noticed that's a 23" front rim that Warren Lane makes complete with V-Rubber tire. No front brake. No way. Jockey shift and all the other little hard core goodies you'd expect fron the Garage Goons.

Much as we're tempted just to leave it bare metal, we're gonna have Robert Pradke spray some of that Chemical Skin that we love so much on it. I've changed my mind on the paint scheme already which is something Robert has come to expect and laugh about. After all at the end of the day I know anything that comes out of Custom Auto Design will rock. That's it for now. Just keeping ya posted. DJ Chopper God over and out.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

Iron Horse Magazine December

Iron Horse magazine December has seen fit to show off SLIME, built by Kenny Rollins in conjunction with the sick & twisted mind of Sam Herron. This bike by the Garage Goons has been in The Horse ( Backstreet Choppers ) & Barnetts magazines as well.
The Larry Influence is the name of the Iron Horse article. The pictures by Doug Mitchel are presented in a first rate fashion, and show off the Robert E Pradke paint job in all it's green SLIME glory!!! Go buy one today. World Domination beckons.

Friday, December 8, 2006

Eric Von Zipper and the Rats and Mice

Even the most cursory reading of published and online assessments of the Beach Party movies reveals an interesting consistency: irrespective of what the reviewer thinks of the films (and many are less than flattering; far too many people presume inexpensive films produced four decades ago should have somehow anticipated post-millennium tastes and values), they enjoy the antics of Eric Von Zipper (right), Harvey Lembeck's bumbling motorcycle gang leader character.

Harvey Lembeck born April 15, 1923 in Brooklyn, and after high school served in the Navy during World War II . After being discharged, he entered New York University and earned a degree in radio arts in 1947. At the recommendation of one of his professors, he pursued a stage career upon graduation.

When he was hired in 1963 to appear as Von Zipper in Beach Party, he was one of the oldest cast members at age 40.
Von Zipper was the leader of the Ratz and Mice, the standing arch-enemies of the surfing kids (or, as described by Von Zipper, "dem no good soifing bums.") Suffice to say, Zipper and his "bikers" never presented any real threat to the beach gang, given the Ratz and Mice in essence represented the Hell's Angels as executed by the Three Stooges. The core of the latter was Lembeck's classic characterization of Von Zipper, which was basically a blatant -- and riotously funny -- parody of "Johnny Strabler," Marlon Brando's cycle gang leader character from the 1953 film The Wild One. In almost every scene in which the gang appears, this fantastic drawling imitation of a brain-dead gearhead immediately set the stage:
"I come here to tell you dat dese beach bums is bums."
"I like you. And when Eric Von Zipper likes someone, dey stay liked."

Zipper and his "stooges" appeared in six of the seven Beach Party movies (all but the second, Muscle Beach Party. The reasons for their absence in that outing are unclear; I suspect either a contract dispute of some sort with AIP or a schedule conflict; Lembeck was involved as cast member with another production -- MGM's The Unsinkable Molly Brown -- about the same time that Muscle Beach Party was being filmed).
The gang is introduced early on in Beach Party and have a key role in that film, as not only the opponents of the Surfers but of the adult "love interest" Professor Robert O. Sutwell. Late in the film, Sutwell lays out the beginning of a key running gag with Von Zpper (one that follows that character all the way through the sixth movie, How To Stuff A Wild Bikini). Said key running gag is the infamous..Himalayan Suspension Technique.
The Himalayan what? Well, let me explain.

During a dispute at the Big Daddys nightclub, Sutwell -- who is being threatened by Von Zipper -- applies his right index finger to a "key spot" on Zipper's left temple. Apparently, this mysterious form of far-Eastern self-defense -- which involves applying pressure to some particular nerve in the victim -- results in putting them into immediate frozen temporary unconsciousness. So, in Beach Party -- as well as confrontation scenes in four other films -- Von Zipper is "frozen," which inevitably forces his gang to retreat, while carrying Lembeck off like a mannequin (as a Rat named J.D. pompously pronounces "Eric Von.Zipper will return.")
In addition to Lembeck, four other players made up the core Ratz and Mice cast: Bob Harvey, Andy Romano, Jerry Brutsche, and Alberta Nelson all appeared with Lembeck in the six films containing the motorcycle gang characters.

Other than Lembeck, the gang member with the biggest ongoing role was Andy Romano, who played Von Zipper's lieutenant, a biker named "J.D." (which -- as Von Zipper continually reminded audiences -- was short for "juvenile...delinquent.") Romano did a nice job at developing J.D into the calm, soft-spoken counterpoint to hysteric Von Zipper; he and Lembeck eventually had their characters working in seamless "straight man/foil" mode.

Next to Romano, the other player with the most visible ongoing gang member part was Alberta Nelson (left), who played a statuesque blond "biker chick" who was initially named "Alberta" but evolved into "Puss" by the fifth film. Nelson's script lines generally positioned her as the loyal but bumbling "yes girl," which she -- like Lembeck -- embellished with a thick, almost screechy Brooklyn accent. In some films, she also acts as the gang's "moral compass," always being the first to express doubts about Lembeck's latest crackpot scheme (in How to Stuff A Wild Bikini, Puss whines "heaer he goeees agaaaain...." when Von Zipper announces his futile infatuation with one of the beach bunnies). Notably, Nelson also holds the unique distinction of being the only person who appeared in all seven Beach Party movies. In six of them, she plays a "Mice" biker; in Muscle Beach Party (again, the only film where the Zipper and his gang characters don't appear), she's cast in the non-speaking role of "Lisa," one of the female "attendants" working for Jack Fanny's Muscle Building Team.

Also regularly visible is Jerry Brutsche, who played "Jerome," a young, enthusiastic Rat who inevitably gets in the way of Von Zipper at the worst possible moments. Kenny ( the chaplain ) Rollins is the Garage Goons foremost authority on the phrase "You Stupid"!!! Amen brother!!!

Checkerboard Nightmare 4 Sale

The Checkerboard Nightmare is for sale folks. This 2001 Harley Fatboy custom is one bad-mama jamma!!! Engine is a full race 88 punched to 95. Screaming Eagle complete race package, ported heads BDL 3" open primary with drag clutch. Baker 6 speed trans. Custom rear fender with frenched in licence plate and taillight. Large tires. Custom paint and pipes. VERY LOUD ( deep sounding ) , VERY FAST!!! Hotrod stripper not included. E-Mail for pricing.

Thursday, December 7, 2006

Garage Goons Manifesto

Where you come from is gone. Where you thought you were, was never there. And where you are aint no good unless you can get away. I am DJ Chopper God, and these are words to live by!!!